Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so ugly, she put the boogie man out off business.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanked ova da ocean.

Yo mamma's so old, She sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade

Yo mamma's so old, she woz told 2 act her own age.....and she died

Yo mamma's so fat, when god said tlet there B light she moved

Yo mamma's so fat, she makes olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

Yo mamma's so fat, she lost a game ov hide n seek only coz I spotted her... behind mount everest